wasted and sarcastic in the cheap seats

I'd just like you all to know that my DVD of Pulse starts out with a trailer for Fanboys in which Kristen Bell tries to make up for any and all dorkiness in the trailer by wearing Parker Posey's hair. Level of success -- debatable, especially considering William Shatner's five seconds of screentime is still cooler than almost everything she's ever done.

( PULSE, Part One )

Next up: If the DVD menu is any indication, Veronica curls up in the bathtub and cries like a baby. There's a joke about Jason Dohring's dick here and I just can't seem to make it.

... about not really posting anything as of yet, a couple of things.

Films I Currently Plan To Mock:

1. Devour -- Yes, it's on my hard drive right now. God help me.
2. Pulse -- For txtequilanights for Sweet Charity. That'll probably come first, actually.
3. The Covenant -- Because from what I hear it's clearly asking for it.

Films I Already Have Mocked From Beginning To End (since I haven't finished House Of Wax yet, and really, who can blame me?):

1. 10.5 -- Parts one, two, three, four, and five.
2. Deadly Harvest -- Parts one, two, three, four, five and six.
3. Category 6: Day of Destruction -- Parts one and two.

And also, my Q&A movie reviews, just 'cause. :)